Darn! Day after day, the Dow headed down.
Finally, on Thursday of last week, stocks caught a break. The end of a long losing streak. But then on Friday, down again, with a 74-point loss for the Dow.
Gold lost money too. Oil closed right on the $90 mark.
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What's going on? The Wall Street Journal reports:
New signs of a global slowdown are darkening the economic outlook.
On Thursday, the U.S. reported that businesses were slowing their orders of computers, aircraft, machinery and other long-lasting goods. Measures of business sentiment in Europe slipped, and reports from purchasing managers at manufacturers around the globe turned down. Among them, China, the world's second-largest economy, registered its seventh straight drop in an important manufacturing index.
A slew of data this week suggests that the global economy is slowing down.
With the latest reports, a new economic threat is emerging: That activity is slowing in sync around the globe and not just in a few markets with their own isolated problems. Europe, struggling with the risk of a Greek pullout from the euro area and broader fiscal problems, is the epicenter of global economic concerns right now. But reports of economic trouble are turning up in China, India, South Africa, Brazil and elsewhere.
When the global economy is performing well, synchronized growth reinforces itself and spreads prosperity wide and far. But slowdowns can become interconnected and self-reinforcing, and the global economy has been plagued by them since the financial crisis of 2008.
A synchronised worldwide slowdown? Bummer!
But hey, dear reader, would you reach out and pat us on the back?
In 1999, we said the tech bubble was going to pop. We made fun of the techies.
And guess what? We were right. Tech blew up and never came back.
Okay, okay, we were wrong about some things. We called Amazon the "River of No Returns". Well... Amazon has done quite well. But where's Global Crossing? And Pets.com? Boo.com? GeoCities? All dead and gone.
We urged dear readers to buy gold, not stocks. If they had done that they would be way ahead. Stocks went nowhere for the nextten years. Gold went upfive times.
Dear readers who got all golded up would have dodged the housing bubble, too. Sell your expensive house, we urged dear readers in 2005 and 2006... and rent! That turned out to be good advice, as the bubble blew up in 2007 and has been in tatters ever since.
When the recession of '09 hit, economists and pundits wondered what shape the recovery would be. V? Or W? We said it would be an L. Down, then dragging across the floor for a very long time.
A real recovery was "impossible," we said, choosing our words recklessly but correctly. It was impossible for a debt-soaked economy to recover until the debt had been squeezed out, we said.
Well, here we are,five years after the crisis hit, and we're still at the bottom of the L. Debt is still being wrung out of the private sector, while the feds pour it on the public sector as fast as they can.
Right again! The economy bumps along the bottom with persistent high unemployment, record low bond yields, and "growth" that is more a product of government gas than real, honest GDP building.
So, what are we going to be wrong about?
Here's our hunch: that the bottom of this L stretches out for a long, long time. Maybeten more years. Maybe 20. Maybe 100.
We've got a whole theory to back this up. But since it's Memorial Day weekend here in the US, we'll save it for tomorrow!
And more thoughts
It's Memorial Day. We say a prayer for all the brave men and women who died in war. After all, we have a heart!
But the brain never quite gets in sync. When it looks at what those soldiers were doing, it wishes they had never left home. America's wars were almost all wars of choice,' says a friend. "They were fought to expand the power of the empire. The Mexican-American war was a bald-faced grab for Mexican land. The Civil War was a battle to bring the South into submission.
The US took Puerto Rico and the Philippines in the Spanish-American war. President Wilson took the US into WWI simply to throw our weight around in Europe; we had no dog in that fight. He botched up the peace so badly that the Europeans went to war again 20 years later to sort it out. That was a war WWII in Europe that the US didn't have to get involved in either.
"And then there was Korea, Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan and hundreds of sleazy assassinations, tawdry meddles and rank ops. They all increased the reach and power of the military-led empire but the price was paid by the Old Republic, which is now almost extinct."
Mr Obama can start a war with whomever he pleases. No vote of the people's elected representatives needed (as if that would make any difference).
Frankly, we never much cared for the empire. We liked the Old Republic, as it was meant to be. So, we don't festoon our house with red, white and blue, celebrating the success of the US Empire, this Memorial Day. Instead, we hang black crepe and mourn the loss of America.
And what's this? A headline that caught our eye:
100 Million Americans Without Jobs...
Business insider reports: "The national unemployment rates gets lots of attention, and lately more attention has been paid to the workforce participation rate since more Americans have given up looking for a job, but we can also see that an astounding 100 million Americans don't have jobs ... According to the April jobs report, the number of jobless American stood at 100.9 million."
Let's see... That's about one in three Americans actually working. And how many of them have productive jobs? It depends on what you mean.
Do you mean jobs that actually increase the supply of goods and services that make up our real wealth? If so, you have to take out all the people who are doing zombie jobs.
You may be thinking of people working for the government, paper pushers whose contribution to national prosperity is marginal, or even negative. What about all the TSA agents who are feeling up nuns and radiating grandmothers? And what about people who work for the zombie industries like "Government Motors" funded by the feds, or Solyndra, which got $535 million loan, guaranteed by the feds, or the Bank of America, kept in business by Fed bail-outs, or any one of dozens of companies whose revenues come almost entirely from the feds? Do any of them add to the nation's wealth? Net? Probably not.
So, out of a population of 311,000,000 how many are carrying the load?
Maybe 50 million. One in six. The rest are zombies. Or retired. In school. Claiming benefits. Or just goofing off.
Land of the free? RIP.
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