We haven't looked at UK house prices for over a week now, so I know you'll be getting withdrawal symptoms.
So let's rectify that today. The latest figures from the Nationwide are out. They show that house prices are, basically, flat across the UK.
That's very good news, for reasons we shall now explain.
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The British housing market is ticking along nicely
The average house price in the UK rose by 0.6% year-on-year in August, according to Nationwide.
Obviously, that hides a lot of regional variation. Broadly speaking, if you look at other surveys and data, prices are falling in London and the southeast of England. The further out you go from there, the stronger the growth gets.
But nowhere is booming, and outside the very top end of the market, it's hard to argue that anywhere is crashing either.
What's also notable is that the mortgage market seems to be ticking along nicely. Mortgage lending saw a solid rise in July, in terms of both the amount loaned out, and the number of loans written.
In other words, "despite Brexit", buyers are buying and sellers are selling they're just doing so at slightly lower prices.
We've said it before and we'll keep saying it: this is a good thing.
I sympathise with frustrated would-be buyers, but a house price crash would hurt
A house price crash although satisfying for some frustrated would-be buyers is a very disruptive form of bust. For a start, to have the conditions for a house price crash, you need to have rising unemployment or surging interest rates or both.
This creates a group of unfortunate people who can no longer afford to pay their mortgages, and so become forced sellers, or victims of repossession. These then feed on each other forced sellers drive down prices across the market, buyers see prices coming down and hold off buying for more falls, and so on.
On top of that, banks' balance sheets tend to be heavily exposed to property. So when property prices tumble, banks rein in lending on a wider basis. When banks stop lending, it makes it harder for companies to raise money, over-exposed companies go out of business, unemployment rises, and so on.
In short, a house price crash might be good for people who don't already own a house, but it creates a great deal of collateral damage in the process. It's certainly not the ideal way to go about dealing with affordability problems.
(The ideal way, of course, would be to avoid leveraging your economy so dramatically to the residential housing market, but we don't have a time machine, so that's not currently an option.)
What we have just now is the closest we're going to get to an ideal way of getting back to some sort of equilibrium. Prices in most areas are flat. Meanwhile, the UK is as close to full employment as it's ever been. And the gap between wage growth (at just under 4%) and house price growth (roughly 0%) is now really quite wide.
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This is good. People can still pay their mortgages. No recent buyer is panicking about the fact that their house is "only" worth roughly what they paid for it, and home equity release stopped being a big driver of UK consumption before the 2008 financial crisis. (So it doesn't matter as much these days if houses are no longer "earning" more than the annual salary every year, because people aren't "unlocking" and spending that equity to the same extent as they once were.)
At the same time, because wages are rising faster than house prices, affordability is gradually improving. Going by the Nationwide data at least, affordability in the UK (in terms of average house price to average earnings) was at its worst in 2007, just ahead of the crash, at just under 6.5 times.
It got back up above six times or so around 2015, but the tightening of rules around buy-to-let really does appear to have had the desired effect. Affordability has been gradually improving over the last 18 months or so, and, fingers crossed, it will continue.
It would be nice if wages went up a bit faster. And it would be nice if house prices declined a little if you can get that gap (or "spread") between wage inflation and house price growth up to 5%-10% rather than the current 3%, then you might be surprised by just how rapidly affordability improved.
Of course, there may be an element of wishful thinking here. For this to continue, you're looking at another couple of years of solid employment levels and weak house price growth. That doesn't seem impossible. But equally, there are a lot of things that could disrupt it recession, of course, being the big one.
That's why it would probably be a good idea now that everyone is growing rather more used to the idea that a house will not inevitably throw off buckets of cash every year to look at ways of reducing our economy's overall vulnerability to a volatile housing market.
Unfortunately, that would point to a level of political long-sightedness that I won't be holding my breath for. But we can always hope.
John is the executive editor of MoneyWeek and writes our daily investment email, Money Morning. John graduated from Strathclyde University with a degree in psychology in 1996 and has always been fascinated by the gap between the way the market works in theory and the way it works in practice, and by how our deep-rooted instincts work against our best interests as investors.
He started out in journalism by writing articles about the specific business challenges facing family firms. In 2003, he took a job on the finance desk of Teletext, where he spent two years covering the markets and breaking financial news. John joined MoneyWeek in 2005.
His work has been published in Families in Business, Shares magazine, Spear's Magazine, The Sunday Times, and The Spectator among others. He has also appeared as an expert commentator on BBC Radio 4's Today programme, BBC Radio Scotland, Newsnight, Daily Politics and Bloomberg. His first book, on contrarian investing, The Sceptical Investor, was released in March 2019. You can follow John on Twitter at @john_stepek.
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