Grouse moors are rarer than superyachts. There are only 149 driven moors in England and about half that number in Scotland. So it's rare to find one on the market.
If you have £25m or so going begging, however, you could put in a bid for the Tulchan Estate on Speyside. It is not the most beautiful estate in Scotland, but it's easy to reach (40 miles from Inverness), and includes two grouse moors. There's also a 26-bedroom lodge plus deer stalking, pheasant, snipe and duck shooting and, perhaps most precious of all, eight miles of double-bank fishing on the River Spey.
Owning a grouse moor is a costly business: running even a small moorland estate will cost you £100,000 a year, one owner tells the FT. "For the large estates you can add a zero." And though most estates have let days (typically charging about £150 per brace, including VAT), very few make money. Employing a gamekeeper is likely to set you back £50,000-£70,000 a year, and you will need one for every 3,000 acres of moor. Then there's the SNP's hatred of landowners and the growing opposition to grouse shooting. Not a proposition for the faint-hearted.
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Where the sheikhs go to shop
"A man who is tired of London is tired of life," said Dr Johnson. Would he feel the same today? I doubt it. Congested, overcrowded, it becomes less attractive with every passing year. It's no wonder that other cities become more so among them Manchester, according to The Times. "The sheikh and his entourage who visited Manchester and left with one of the city's top football clubs for £210m appear to have started a trend," reports the paper. Visitors have taken a shine to the hotels and the designer shops; the money spent in both has gone up significantly in recent years, as has the number of direct flights.
One of the advantages of Manchester is that you can walk from most of the top hotels to the shops in just a few minutes. This summer one Qatari family paid £180 for an extra roomin their hotel just to hold all the shoes, clothes and jewellery they had bought from Louis Vuitton, Hugo Boss and Alexander McQueen.
One visitor, Jay al-Azme, 18, a business student from Kuwait, says: "We came here because there's not a lot of traffic. It's easier to shop here too many people in London. It's too expensive. Here it is very easy. Here you can walk." Sheikh Mansour's Abu Dhabi United Group has "pumped hundreds of millions of pounds into Manchester", according to The Times. His compatriots seem to be following his lead.
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