The business scandal that has shaken Sweden to its roots this year has "had it all", says the Financial Times: a £7.7m hunting lodge built to entertain clients, free flights for wives, children, and even pets, executives approving each other's expenses. It's a scandal that has "engulfed" the massive holding company, Industrivrden, controlling shareholder of a whole host of famous firms, including Volvo. It began nine months ago, when Swedish newspaper, Svenska Dagbladet, began highlighting the extravagant use of private jets at the hygiene products maker SCA, including the use of one that had flown, empty, to northern Sweden just to pick up an executive's forgotten wallet.
The scandal has "led to one of the biggest boardroom clear-outs in recent years", says the FT. More than ten chief executives and chairmen at some of Sweden's largest companies have resigned or been sacked. Nor is the FT convinced that everything is now back on an even keel. "Even after the extraordinary shake-out, investors are sceptical that the problems have been solved."
How very unSwedish. I suppose we're getting used to the fact that Scandinavia is a den of iniquity like everywhere else, thanks to all those TV series, such as The Killing and The Bridge, and Stieg Larsson's novels about Sweden's underworld. Now along comes a juicy corporate scandal showing that all is not as rosy in the caring, sharing, egalitarian Swedish corporate sector as we'd been led to believe. I can't say I'm surprised.
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